Evolution Simplified
This photoset should be required reading for every citizen.
FINALLY
This so much. If I had a dollar for every time some asshat said he wasn’t a fucking monkey, I’d be rich.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Beige - I don’t know you at all.
Yellow - I don’t like your blog.
Green - I don’t like you.
Olive - I think you are unattractive.
Brown - I hate you.
Grey - You scare me.
Black - Delete your tumblr.
White - FACEBOOK/MSN/other means of contacting you PLEASE
He quietly nodded, clearly deep in thought about this. “.. Just tell me when 20 minutes is up.”
“I will. While we’re waiting, would you like to test anything Francis?” he might as well be polite to the frenchman while he was in his home…
“Ivana is to a degree able to predict zhe future- and Amethysts add to her ability… But I feel zhe instinctive need to avoid zhat jewelry of hers. Could we… Test precious gemstones?”
“Of course we can. I’ll go find some.” he left the room to find ones they could use, going through his talisman supplies for unused precious stones.
Once his double was back, Arthur carefully made a cut on Francis’s face. Not big enough to be life-threatening to a normal person but still fairly sizeable… It healed within about five seconds.
“Now to expose and compare…” It wasn’t until direct skin contact with the gemstone that anything strange happened. And then… The cut was healing, but much more slowly. At this rate, it would fully heal in about five hours.
“… I was right, zhen… Hmm.”
“Interesting. Luckily those are fairly simple to avoid. Just remember not to buy anything containing it and you should be fine. I also suggest not telling anyone about either of your allergies.”
“Oui… For obvious reasons. I… Never did tell you about zhe time zhe French government found out about my ability, did I Arthur~”
“… Oh. Oh dear. What’d you do.”
“Just kept running- eventually zhey realized zhey wouldn’t be able to catch me willingly… Zhat was before I was used to zhe pain of it, though.”
He quietly nodded, clearly deep in thought about this. “.. Just tell me when 20 minutes is up.”
“I will. While we’re waiting, would you like to test anything Francis?” he might as well be polite to the frenchman while he was in his home…
“Ivana is to a degree able to predict zhe future- and Amethysts add to her ability… But I feel zhe instinctive need to avoid zhat jewelry of hers. Could we… Test precious gemstones?”
“Of course we can. I’ll go find some.” he left the room to find ones they could use, going through his talisman supplies for unused precious stones.
Once his double was back, Arthur carefully made a cut on Francis’s face. Not big enough to be life-threatening to a normal person but still fairly sizeable… It healed within about five seconds.
“Now to expose and compare…” It wasn’t until direct skin contact with the gemstone that anything strange happened. And then… The cut was healing, but much more slowly. At this rate, it would fully heal in about five hours.
“… I was right, zhen… Hmm.”
Arthur has a weakness to Catnip- two whiffs of it, and his telekinesis disappears entirely.
Francis cannot come into direct contact with Amethysts without hsi regeneration slowing down significantly. Just a few second’s contact and it takes him one hour to heal an injury which would otherwise take him only one minute.
He quietly nodded, clearly deep in thought about this. “.. Just tell me when 20 minutes is up.”
“I will. While we’re waiting, would you like to test anything Francis?” he might as well be polite to the frenchman while he was in his home…
“Ivana is to a degree able to predict zhe future- and Amethysts add to her ability… But I feel zhe instinctive need to avoid zhat jewelry of hers. Could we… Test precious gemstones?”
“Right…” Arthur shook his head as Francis took the catnip…
And just to demonstrate he took a group of about a dozen throws not under the influence of the catnip. No matter how off-target they seemed he could adjust the path of the projectile mid-flight to be a direct hit, just by focusing on it.
“Alright, now try with catnip.” he watched carefully, studying their movement. Hopefully this would provide some sort of results…
With as little as one strong whiff of the catnip, he could barely adjust the path of the thrown projectiles even a few inches. And with two… It was gone entirely. And with that… He actually tied to aim without it and sucked horribly. “… I’m so used to having it I haven’t even tried to aim the actual toss anymore…” He muttered, knowing where he was failing now.
“Okay we can stop now. Obviously we need to keep you far far away from catnip. Give it twenty minutes and we’ll see if your aim returns by then.”
“Well that explains why I instinctively avoided Herakles- That half-cat always seemed to have some catnip on him… It wasn’t good for anyone really, for him to be high on that stuff all the time.”
He chuckles faintly, “Yes, that does sound like our version as well…rather amusing really.” He sat on a chair in the corner.
“… I just hope there isn’t anything else that causes me to lose my telekinesis.” He muttered, clearly already frustrated that catnip was such a strong bane to his ability.
“That’s why we’re in my basement. Charms that prevent things from becoming permanent. You’re perfectly fine down here.”
He quietly nodded, clearly deep in thought about this. “.. Just tell me when 20 minutes is up.”
“Right…” Arthur shook his head as Francis took the catnip…
And just to demonstrate he took a group of about a dozen throws not under the influence of the catnip. No matter how off-target they seemed he could adjust the path of the projectile mid-flight to be a direct hit, just by focusing on it.
“Alright, now try with catnip.” he watched carefully, studying their movement. Hopefully this would provide some sort of results…
With as little as one strong whiff of the catnip, he could barely adjust the path of the thrown projectiles even a few inches. And with two… It was gone entirely. And with that… He actually tied to aim without it and sucked horribly. “… I’m so used to having it I haven’t even tried to aim the actual toss anymore…” He muttered, knowing where he was failing now.
“Okay we can stop now. Obviously we need to keep you far far away from catnip. Give it twenty minutes and we’ll see if your aim returns by then.”
“Well that explains why I instinctively avoided Herakles- That half-cat always seemed to have some catnip on him… It wasn’t good for anyone really, for him to be high on that stuff all the time.”
He chuckles faintly, “Yes, that does sound like our version as well…rather amusing really.” He sat on a chair in the corner.
“… I just hope there isn’t anything else that causes me to lose my telekinesis.” He muttered, clearly already frustrated that catnip was such a strong bane to his ability.
“Right…” Arthur shook his head as Francis took the catnip…
And just to demonstrate he took a group of about a dozen throws not under the influence of the catnip. No matter how off-target they seemed he could adjust the path of the projectile mid-flight to be a direct hit, just by focusing on it.
“Alright, now try with catnip.” he watched carefully, studying their movement. Hopefully this would provide some sort of results…
With as little as one strong whiff of the catnip, he could barely adjust the path of the thrown projectiles even a few inches. And with two… It was gone entirely. And with that… He actually tied to aim without it and sucked horribly. “… I’m so used to having it I haven’t even tried to aim the actual toss anymore…” He muttered, knowing where he was failing now.
“Okay we can stop now. Obviously we need to keep you far far away from catnip. Give it twenty minutes and we’ll see if your aim returns by then.”
“Well that explains why I instinctively avoided Herakles- That half-cat always seemed to have some catnip on him… It wasn’t good for anyone really, for him to be high on that stuff all the time.”